I Can't Find the Box for This Porn DVD

I'm not going to reveal the specific porn movie contained on this particular DVD (pictured) for political reasons, but it really doesn't matter because the point here is that I can't find the damn box for it anywhere. Now it's true that I have a shit ton of porn DVD boxes strewn all over the place up in here, but they don't tend to just go missing.

The thing is, generally I have a stack or a couple of stacks of boxes for whatever DVDs are in the player, and when I take them out of the player I put them back with the corresponding boxes. So when I took this one out, I went looking through my stacks ... no box. I looked again. Still no box. I started looking through other stacks. Goddamn thing is nowhere.

There really aren't that many places it could be. I've looked again and again. Nobody has been in my apartment except me, so I know somebody didn't swipe it. Besides, why would anybody swipe an empty porno DVD box?

This shit makes no sense, and it's really getting under my skin. I don't like orphan porno DVDs, it just ain't right. Every porno DVD has a home, and that home is its box. If it doesn't have its box, it is exposed to the elements and will get scratched, smudged and generally crapped up. And I really don't want to see that happen to this DVD, because it's got a really fantastic girl/girl scene on it.

Shit, I may have said too much.

WHERE ARE YOU, PORNO DVD BOX??!?! YOU'RE TEARING AT MY VERY EXISTENCE!!!! Please reveal thyself.

Thank you.